Nootle, who is weeks away from being 29 but who has the Christmas enthusiasm of a 7-year-old:
Let’s shake presents!
Pinnah, while shopping for princess attire for her trip to Disney World with her niece over Christmas:
Princess dresses weren’t built for Dolly Parton boobs.
Pinnah has a lot of boob
Me to Noodle:
Just so you know why your life is about to change, I’m now DVRing “Night Court.”
Lesson: I spent my entire weekend shopping with Pinnah and Nootle, and there was apparently no time to be funny. And I like “Night Court.”