You guys? I’m sick. Not the kind of sick where you know you’ll be healthy again at some point in your life. I’m the kind of sick where I can’t even see health on the horizon because of all the projectile vomit that is obscuring my view.
No kidding, I’m disgusting. And because I’m always the over-achiever, I’m multi-tasking on the different ways one can be sick.
Yeah it's gross but life isn't always pretty.
Send help. And saltines.