Weekend Update :: Volume 4

Nootle on her eating habits:

I wish I’d quit eating like a hippo.

Please understand that Nootle is little but she could still be a contender for one of those professional eating contests. Especially if it was a balsamic reduction eating contest. (that was funny to exactly three people).

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Sheepie, after sniffing her armpit:

It smells like a gyro under here!

Sniffs it again

Maybe a hot dog stand.

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Me at Pet Supplies+

Where are your dog yamika’s?

Turns out they don’t sell them.

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Nootle, who was being taken home early bc her flu made its appearance in the form of fear-of-vomiting panic around 10PM Saturday night:

I just wish I’d throw up and get it over with

Pinnah, who was with us in the car:

I can help you with that.

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Lesson: Even if your crisis is puking at I-90 W and McKinley Ave, your friends will still help you.

Now go revel in holiday joy my gyro-scented favorites.