Weekend Update :: Volume 6

Sheepie describing her dance style:

Just think of me as a sunbeam.

On a related note

Sheep’s Friend describing Sheepie’s dance style:

She looks like a dinosaur being born.

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Nootle, while watching a commercial for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra:

I don't get why people are all pumped about the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. It’s basically the orchestral version of Whitesnake playing “Frosty The Snowman.”

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Me, on Dec 26^th:

People should quit bastardizing Christmas and turn off their Christmas lights.

Although I’ve documented my feelings on Christmas here, here, and here, by the afternoon of Dec 25th I’m completely over it. It annoys the hell out of my sister.

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Random girl outside of The Garage:

My hair would be so much cuter in Colorado.

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This week’s lesson: I should move to Colorado.

This week’s challenge (look it’s a challenge!): Name a Whitesnake song without googling it. GO!