Monday, December 22, 2008

Weekend Update :: Volume 5










Nootle, who is weeks away from being 29 but who has the Christmas enthusiasm of a 7-year-old:

Let’s shake presents!

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Pinnah, while shopping for princess attire for her trip to Disney World with her niece over Christmas:

Princess dresses weren’t built for Dolly Parton boobs.

Pinnah has a lot of boob

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Me to Noodle:

Just so you know why your life is about to change, I’m now DVRing “Night Court.”

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Lesson: I spent my entire weekend shopping with Pinnah and Nootle, and there was apparently no time to be funny. And I like “Night Court.”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm not mad at you for not shaking presents with me...but I did ex out your name under the "To:" on a few gifts and replaced it with my own.