Weekend Update :: Volume 3

Flash reviewing his plan for the evening at Mahall’s:

I promise not to throw up this time.

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With all seriousness Nootle said:

I’m so glad I have cocoa butter again. You guys don’t understand - I’ve been using blistex and it’s been total hell.

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On how I did in the “Turkey Trot” run downtown:

I was passed by senior citizens who were jogging with their elderly pets.

(funny because it’s true. really.)