Friday, November 21, 2008

I've Been Looking For You Guys!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - wait a minute. How long have you guys been here?

Damn, I never get invited to the good parties. Seriously, you could have called. I mean, what the hell guys?


So, hi! No, no - your eyes do not deceive you. I really am the last person on earth to get a blog. I'm finally here, and I can't wait to see what my trophy looks like.

I know, I know. I'm a little late, but don't think your patience is unappreciated. I'm FULL of appreciation over here. I mean you've been here waiting for what? Like five years? More? In any case, I appreciate the hugs instead of the face-punches after showing up so late. No really. I'm baking cookies for all of you tonight.

I'm super pumped to be part of the blogging community where I can write things down for millions of people (see: five people that are currently being blackmailed by yours truly) to read. It seems like a great use of my already limited time.

Oh the grammatical errors? You're funny. I didn't even spell grammar correctly (thank you spell check) so let's not lose too much time worrying about it, ok? Great.

Did you just hear that? That was the sound of my life grinding to a halt. Good times are ahead of us...just you wait.


christina said...

well i never ...
you've always been my most mysterious reader. can't wait to read your stuff.

Pinnah said...

Well, well, well...lookie who's here! I reserve my right to throw face punches whenever needed though. In light of the fact that I've not received any cookies in quite a while - and by a while I mean longer than a week - a face punch might be in order here! Oh yea, I've officially posted on your blog - take that! Happy blogging!