I found that two weeks off work where you wake up at 11AM and are drinking by 2PM makes it hard to go back to real life. Today I just kept walking up to my co-workers and doing the "shaykah, shaykah" cocktail move...but they would just frown and patiently shoo me away.
All this being said, I only have one quote from the weekend:
Goonslur, who was out of town and has two cats I checked in on and one wii I want to permanently “borrow,” received a text from me:
"Your pussies have been pet, but I did not fiddle with your wii"
That is all. Regularly scheduled programming will convene in t-minus two days. I’m busy as what.