Keep Me, The Black Keys (I wasn't tagged either but here it is anyways)

What does your music library say about you?

1. Put Your ipod on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write down the name of the song.

What do your friends think of you?
So Happy Together, New Found Glory (Remake, although I think the band is tagged wrong in my itunes)

If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say?
Help Me Mary, Liz Phair

How would you describe yourself?
Gin and Juice, The Gourds (Remake…obviously)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Baby’s Got Sauce, G. Love & Special Sauce

How do you feel today?
Sugar Magnolia, The Grateful Dead

What is your life’s purpose?
Keep Fishin, Weezer

What is your motto?
Anybody Else But You, Moldy Peaches (I’m waaaay pre-Juno, but thank you for killing the album)

What do you think about very often?
Bueno Vista, The Starlight Mints

What is 2 + 2?
Fee, Phish

What do you think of your best friend?
Sister, Do You Know My Name, The White Stripes

What do you think of the person you like?
Young Folks, Peter Bjorn & John

What is your life story?
Woodstock, Alice Smith

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Rehab, Amy Winehouse Featuring Jay Z

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
When You’re Smiling (The Whole World Smiles With You), Louis Prima

What will you dance to at your wedding?
An American Girl, Tom Petty

What will they play at your funeral?
Happiness Ball, Ember Swift (damn, be a LITTLE sad you guys)

What is your hobby/interest?
Let The Devil In, TV On The Radio

What is your biggest fear?
Party At Your Mama’s House, Widespread Panic

What is your biggest secret?
Where Is My Mind, Pixies

What will you post this as?
Keep Me, The Black Keys

Weekend Update :: Volume 8

I should be totally upfront and say that until April, I have no extra time. At all. So once again all I have for you is a single quote:

What i said to Xena (who is my new favorite person besides the obvious favorite people):

I love you like I love David Hasselhoff. And puppies. And puppies on a naked David Hasselhoff.

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I promise to be more consistent with this blog. I promise to do stupid things and then rat myself out here for everyone to read. I promise to tell you how nice you look and to tell you how much I miss you when you're not around. I promise to bake you cookies and deliver them (still hot from the oven) to you while you lounge in bed. At the very least I promise to hang out with drunk people and write down what they say.

Weekend Update :: Volume 7

I found that two weeks off work where you wake up at 11AM and are drinking by 2PM makes it hard to go back to real life. Today I just kept walking up to my co-workers and doing the "shaykah, shaykah" cocktail move...but they would just frown and patiently shoo me away.

All this being said, I only have one quote from the weekend:

Goonslur, who was out of town and has two cats I checked in on and one wii I want to permanently “borrow,” received a text from me:

"Your pussies have been pet, but I did not fiddle with your wii"

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That is all. Regularly scheduled programming will convene in t-minus two days. I’m busy as what.