Weekend Update :: Volume 8

I should be totally upfront and say that until April, I have no extra time. At all. So once again all I have for you is a single quote:

What i said to Xena (who is my new favorite person besides the obvious favorite people):

I love you like I love David Hasselhoff. And puppies. And puppies on a naked David Hasselhoff.

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I promise to be more consistent with this blog. I promise to do stupid things and then rat myself out here for everyone to read. I promise to tell you how nice you look and to tell you how much I miss you when you're not around. I promise to bake you cookies and deliver them (still hot from the oven) to you while you lounge in bed. At the very least I promise to hang out with drunk people and write down what they say.